my priority is bacon

Specially for Forage Press, coming up soon! by Cedric Yon on Flickr.
Me: Who's a good boy?
Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



That’s why I have always been timid about sitting on someone’s face. I’m a thick girl. You need air to breathe. I’m not being the cause of anyone’s death. Imagine your obituary, “Died at 9:09 pm from suffocation of ass.” And your family members at the funeral glaring at me. No thank you.

and guys be like “no put your weight on me I can handle it” but can really die tho.


i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”


dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio


If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.

"Once you’ve accepted your flaws no one can use them against you."
~(via usinq)


i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes

Anonymous:  12?

i can barely remember dreams but there’s this one that i keep dreaming even for weeks

im in this crowded house which apparently it’s my crush’s and this little girl walks next to me giving me a glass of orangeade and asking me politely to give it to her mother i keep loosing myself in the house and feel super awkward bc no one listens to what i have to say and when i bring the glass to that woman she throws it at me and makes me bleed

i come back to the table, it looks like they’re having dinner and i start to laugh hysterically so i try to contain myself but i end up with breaking my own teeth by pressing them

the awful sensation was the pain itself and the taste of the blood

god im laughing while reading this again but it was awful

Omfg "talk about" is a lot cuter than ask me
1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.


does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me


u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun