That’s why I have always been timid about sitting on someone’s face. I’m a thick girl. You need air to breathe. I’m not being the cause of anyone’s death. Imagine your obituary, “Died at 9:09 pm from suffocation of ass.” And your family members at the funeral glaring at me. No thank you.and guys be like “no put your weight on me I can handle it” but can really die tho.
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
dick longer than a middle schoolers instagram bio
If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.
i hate having crushes as much as i love having crushes
i can barely remember dreams but there’s this one that i keep dreaming even for weeks
im in this crowded house which apparently it’s my crush’s and this little girl walks next to me giving me a glass of orangeade and asking me politely to give it to her mother i keep loosing myself in the house and feel super awkward bc no one listens to what i have to say and when i bring the glass to that woman she throws it at me and makes me bleed
i come back to the table, it looks like they’re having dinner and i start to laugh hysterically so i try to contain myself but i end up with breaking my own teeth by pressing them
the awful sensation was the pain itself and the taste of the blood
god im laughing while reading this again but it was awful